And now it’s time for your Weekend Update…..

 

 

I basically became a mermaid on Saturday. 

 

Anyone that knows me knows that if I had the opportunity to quit my boring ass job to become a mermaid….

I’D DO IT! 

I’d be the coolest mermaid, like ever.

How many mermaids do you know that have tattoos?

None?

Really?

I’ll change that.

So while I had fun in the sun pretending to be The Little Mermaid, it wasn’t all quite fun and games. You see, my friend’s two year old isn’t that big a fan of water…. So I decided to casually walk her in a little at a time to get her used to it. Awesome idea right?

WRONG.

She hated the water…. but her mom made sure to snap a pic of me attempting to take her in. This is how it turned out.

I look like a giant walking off with this teeny tiny little innocent child.

And my ass is super flat as you can all see.

I’m a giant with a flat ass who got to play mermaid with 4 rambunctious children.

All in all, it was a pretty good day.

xoxo

-L.