I basically became a mermaid on Saturday.
I’D DO IT!
I’d be the coolest mermaid, like ever.
How many mermaids do you know that have tattoos?
I’ll change that.
So while I had fun in the sun pretending to be The Little Mermaid, it wasn’t all quite fun and games. You see, my friend’s two year old isn’t that big a fan of water…. So I decided to casually walk her in a little at a time to get her used to it. Awesome idea right?
She hated the water…. but her mom made sure to snap a pic of me attempting to take her in. This is how it turned out.
I look like a giant walking off with this teeny tiny little innocent child.
And my ass is super flat as you can all see.
I’m a giant with a flat ass who got to play mermaid with 4 rambunctious children.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.